The "Carly Rubio" Chronicles

...or would you prefer "Marco Fiorini?"

Never mind...

(*GUFFAW*)

Anyway...

EXCERPTING:

Although he questioned President Obama's "strategy" in the Middle East, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) said he has "no problem with the tactics" of sending U.S. troops into Syria. "I think it's an important start," Rubio told CBS's "Face the Nation" with John Dickerson.

(*SARCASTIC CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*)

"And the numbers might even have to be larger at some point."

(*MOCKING VIA STANDING OVATION*)

(*CONSIDERING GOING TO MY BAR... IT'S PRESENTLY 8:33 A.M.*)

EXCERPTING:

Republican Carly Fiorina says she's glad the president has decided to send around 50 Special Operations troops into Syria to fight Islamic State terrorists.

Folks...

(*SIGH*)

Obama... Clinton... Rubio... Fiorini...

Perhaps we should start electing ONLY politicians who have children actively serving in the U.S. military.

(*SHRUG*)

Seems to me that the... er... chickenhawks... have come home to roost.