To those who are genetically cursed with high cholesterol...
(*HUGE FRIGGIN' GRIN FOLLOWED BY A BASHFUL SHRUG*)
Bow down before my genetic superiority!
189 baby...
(*SMUG GRIN*)
I repeat: 189.
And this from a guy to whom Hellmann's/Best Foods sends both birthday and Christmas cards to every year...
This from a man to whom dairy farmers and specialty cheese makers daily give thanks...
This from a man who only uses light cream in his coffee and believes "gourmet" butter is one of life's necessities...
Yes... TRULY... I was made in GOD'S image!
All hail... me!
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