Sunday, November 22, 2015

Butter, Cheese, and Mayo!


To those who are genetically cursed with high cholesterol...

(*HUGE FRIGGIN' GRIN FOLLOWED BY A BASHFUL SHRUG*)

Bow down before my genetic superiority!

189 baby...

(*SMUG GRIN*)

I repeat: 189.

And this from a guy to whom Hellmann's/Best Foods sends both birthday and Christmas cards to every year...

This from a man to whom dairy farmers and specialty cheese makers daily give thanks...

This from a man who only uses light cream in his coffee and believes "gourmet" butter is one of life's necessities...

Yes... TRULY... I was made in GOD'S image!

All hail... me!

 

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