Thursday, January 14, 2016

Ya Can't Make This $hit Up, Folks! (Who's Running Our Navy?!)



Anthony Capaccio reporting for Bloomberg

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The U.S. Navy is spending millions of dollars to repair new high-speed transport ships built by Austal Ltd. because their weak bows can’t stand buffeting from high seas, according to the Pentagon’s chief weapons tester.

* DOES ANYONE GIVE A $HIT? ANYONE? ANYONE AT ALL BESIDES ME AND THE TWO OR THREE "REGULARS" WHO WILL "LIKE" AND PERHAPS COMMENT ON THIS STORY?

(*SPITTING ON THE GROUND*)

“The entire ship class requires reinforcing structure” to bridge the twin hulls of the all-aluminum catamarans because of a design change that the Navy adopted at Austal’s recommendation for the $2.1 billion fleet of Expeditionary Fast Transports, Michael Gilmore, the Defense Department’s director of operational test and evaluation, said in a report to Congress.

* F--K AUSTAL'S "RECOMMENDATION;" IT WAS OUR DUMBASS PENTAGON AND CIVILIAN OVERSIGHT WHICH APPROVED THE "RECOMMENDATION!"

* NOW IF YOU WERE A REPORTER... OR EDITOR... RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS STORY... WOULDN'T YOU BE REPORTING WHO - SPECIFICALLY... THE NAME OR NAMES - GREEN-LIT AUSTAL'S "RECOMMENDATION?"

“The Navy accepted compromises in the bow structure, presumably to save weight, during the building of these ships,” Gilmore wrote lawmakers, including Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John McCain, in a September letter that wasn’t previously disclosed. “Multiple ships of the class have suffered damage to the bow structure.”

* AND I'LL BETCHA... NO COURT-MARTIALS... NO DISMISSALS... JUST... CONTINUING BUSINESS AS USUAL...

(*SPITTING ON THE GROUND AGAIN*)

The speedy catamarans are designed to transport 600 short tons of military cargo and as many as 312 troops for 1,200 nautical miles at an average speed of 35 knots. They’ve been deployed to Africa and the Middle East as well as to Singapore as part of the U.S.’s Pacific rebalance and are being considered by military officials for expanded use there by the Marines. The vessels fill a transport gap between larger, slower vessels and cargo aircraft.

* ONLY... APPARENTLY THEY DON'T... BECAUSE... TO REITERATE... "MULTIPLE SHIPS OF THE CLASS HAVE SUFFERED DAMAGE TO THE BOW STRUCTURE."

(*JUST SHAKING MY HEAD*)

Michelle Bowden, a spokeswoman for Henderson, Australia-based Austal...

* FOLKS... AMERICA DOESN'T EVEN MAKE HER OWN NAVAL VESSELS ANYMORE! (HYPERBOLE; BUT YOU GET THE POINT!)

...deferred comment to the Navy. Captain Thurraya Kent, a Navy spokeswoman, said the service accepted Austal’s recommendation because the company’s analysis showed the lighter-weight bow met criteria of the American Bureau of Shipping and Pentagon requirements. She said in an e-mail that Gilmore’s report confirms that the vessel “meets and in certain area exceeds” key performance parameters.

* BUT IT MAY SINK IN HIGH SEAS...

(*RUEFUL GUFFAW*)

The Navy bought 10 of the shallow-draft vessels, at about $217 million each. Five have been delivered and are in operation, while the other five are under construction at Austal’s Mobile, Alabama, shipyard.

* THANK GOD FOR SMALL FAVORS! SO... ONLY THE PROFITS FROM THE CONTRACTS ARE GOING OVERSEAS...

(*SMIRK*)

Senator Richard Shelby, Republican of Alabama, is a member of the Senate Appropriations Committee, which added $225 million for an 11th vessel to the fiscal 2016 defense spending bill last month.

(*SARCASTIC CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*)

So far, the Navy has spent almost $2.4 million strengthening the bow of the first four vessels delivered since late 2012.

* SHOULDN'T... Er... AUSTAL... BE FOOTING THE BILL?

Repair costs include $511,000 on the initial vessel, the USNS Spearhead, which was damaged during deployment by waves slamming into the superstructure, according to test data cited by Gilmore and the Military Sealift Command.

* IMAGINE THAT - WAVES! (WHO KNEW THAT... WAVES... WERE PART OF NORMAL OCEANIC BEHAVIOR?!)

(*BANGING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL*)

The second, third and fourth vessels cost as much as $1.2 million each to repair and a fifth vessel, the USNS Trenton, awaits its bow reinforcement during its next scheduled shipyard visit, Tom Van Leunen, a spokesman for the Military Sealift Command, which owns the vessels, said in an e-mail.

The retrofits have added 1,736 pounds to the ship’s weight, displacing 250 gallons of fuel but having a minimal impact on the vessel’s range when fully loaded, Gilmore said.

* SAY THE SAME CLOWNS WHO APPROVED THE INITIAL FLAWED DESIGN RECOMMENDATIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE!

* FOLKS... YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS $HIT UP!

His concern about the vessel is likely to be highlighted in his annual report on weapons testing that’s scheduled to be released by Feb. 1.

“Since the repairs are still in progress, there has been no heavy weather testing yet to verify if the fixes are sufficient,” Marine Corps Major Adrian Rankine-Galloway, a spokesman for Gilmore, said in an e-mail.

(*HEADACHE*)

Even with reinforced structures, the fast transport ships operate under sailing restrictions because “encountering a rogue wave” can “result in sea-slam events that causes structural damage to the bow structure,” Gilmore wrote.

* YOU'RE READING THIS - RIGHT?

The operating restrictions include requiring vessels to wait out the highest seas or travel at speeds much lower than their maximum, according to Gilmore’s report.

Van Leunen, the Military Sealift Command spokesman, said that “the Navy routinely diverts ships during transits to avoid heavy weather” and this ship is no exception. Its primary missions will often be in coastal waters that offer “some protection from weather and sea state when compared to open ocean transits,” he said.

The vessel’s latest sea tests also were marred by the poor reliability of generators made by Fincantieri SpA that supply electrical power, according to Gilmore. The generators failed “at a much greater rate than predicted.”

* Hmm... DOESN'T SOUND LIKE AN AMERICAN COMPANY - DOES IT?!

(*MIGRAINE HEADACHE*)

Required to operate 8,369 hours between major failures, the generators failed as soon as 208 hours at some points, improving to 1,563 hours in the most recent tests.

* THERE'S NO HOPE FOR THIS COUNTRY, FOLKS; NONE.

Fincantieri spokesman Antonio Autorino said in an e-mail that “the concerns described in the report have been resolved and this information was provided to the Navy, yet was not included in the report.”

* YEAH... I'LL BET!

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