No! No! Don't jump to conclusions! I'm not talking black
folks...
(Well... not citizen black folks and foreign black folks
legally here...)
So... I was listening to talk radio on my way home from
the food stores... (yes... stores... plural - it's how I roll!)... and the host
and her guest were talking about how to deal with all the illegal aliens...
(*HUGE FRIGGIN' GRIN*)
And it hit me... the perfect solution: ENSLAVE THE
BA$TARDS!
Now, now... I know what some of you are thinking... a bit
"harsh"...
(*GUFFAW*)
Ahh... but, folks... I've got some "refinements"
to "traditional" slavery to propose!
First... we give the illegals fair warning... say a
month... before the "Barker Laws" go into effect.
Second... the "slavery" penalty only will apply
to those 17 years of age or older at the time of their identification as illegal
aliens.
Third... we make sure that every middle-schooler and
high-schooler knows what the deal is and we give them an opportunity to
identify themselves... and from there we'll decide what to do with the ones who turn themselves in.
(*SHRUG*)
See, folks; I'm not a monster!
(*STILL GRINNING*)
Now... here's the BEST part:
WE don't keep them as slaves here in America. No! That's
not who we are as a People! Nope! We SELL 'em to any foreigner or foreign
government or foreign corporation willing to pay a reasonable price and cover
the "moving charges" to GET 'EM OUT OF MY FRIGGIN' COUNTRY!
(*WINK*)
But, wait! It gets even better! (And more humane!)
The sales would go through with the proviso that after 10
years of servitude... the slaves are to be given their freedom... AND... free transportation back to their country of origin... with $10,000 worth
of local currency in their pockets with which to start fresh!
FOLKS...! Am I a friggin' genius or what...?!?! (A
humanitarian genius!)
We get rid of our illegals... the government (hmm...
let's split it between federal and state government) gets to keep the revenue
from the sale... the illegal him/herself learns a valuable lesson about
respecting U.S. sovereignty... and at the end of it... there's a $10,000 payoff
provided by the former slave-owner.
Now... I ask you... WHAT could possibly be fairer than
this?!
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