Tré Goins-Phillips (what a friggin' name, huh?!) writing in The Blaze
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Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas)...
* ONE OF THE TRUE "GOOD GUYS..."
...thinks he knows why Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton is singing President Barack Obama’s praises on the campaign trial — and it’s not just because she might agree with his policies.
* WELL, "DUH!" ON THAT ONE!
According to Gohmert, the former secretary of state is backing Obama’s agenda in order to save her own skin.
* YES... THAT'S THE SURFACE TRUTH...
“I kind of think that as long as she doesn’t trash Obama, then she’s probably going to avoid indictment,” Gohmert told Breitbart in a radio interview Sunday night.
* NOPE. THAT'S WHERE HE'S WRONG. THIS ISN'T ABOUT EGOS AND "PLAYING NICE." REALLY? GOHMERT BELIEVES THAT OBAMA'S ONLY INTEREST IS HIS... EGO? IF HILLARY IS "NICE"... SHOWS "RESPECT"... OBAMA WILL BE SO MOLLIFIED AS TO INTERVENE TO SAVE HER CAREER...?!?! REALLY...?!?! THAT'S WHAT GOHMERT BELIEVES...?!?!
(*SCRATCHING MY HEAD*)
* FOLKS... ONE MORE TIME: THERE'S THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. BILL CLINTON USED TO BE PRESIDENT... AND HEAD OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY. HIS WIFE - HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON - WAS FIRST MADE A U.S. SENATOR (BASED UPON BEING BILL'S WIFE!) AND THEN WAS DECLARED "HEIR APPARENT" TO THE PRESIDENCY. (WITH ME SO FAR?)
* THEN... OBAMA CAME AND "STOLE THE BALL."
* NOW OBAMA IS PRESIDENT... UNTIL HE'S NOT, THAT IS.
* OBAMA WANTS TO "RETAIN CONTROL" OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY - TO BE "THE" GUY WHOSE ADVISE AND COUNSEL ARE SOUGHT AND ACTED UPON. BILL CLINTON - THROUGH HIS WIFE, WHO NOW LARGELY CONTROLS "THE FAMILY BUSINESS" - SEEKS TO GET HIS (THEIR!) PRIMACY BACK! IF HILLARY BECOMES PRESIDENT... THE CLINTONS ARE BACK IN THE DRIVERS SEAT... AND OBAMA IS OUT IN THE COLD.
* THE LAST THING OBAMA WANTS IS FOR HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON TO EVEN GET A SHOT AT THE WHITE HOUSE.
The Texas lawmaker went on to compare the situation to former CIA director David Petraeus, citing his believe that the former CIA executive’s affair was exposed and he was indicted because the White House feared he was preparing to expose information that would have incriminated the Obama administration.
* CARROT AND STICK. YES... HE WAS INDICTED. (THAT WAS THE STICK.) THEN... HE WAS GIVEN BASICALLY LESS THAN A SLAP ON THE WRIST AND THE ABILITY TO "CASH IN" ON HIS (ONLY SEMI-TARNISHED) "REPUTATION." (THE CARROT!)
* THIS LATEST TALK ABOUT HAVING ONE OF HIS STARS (ONE LEVEL OF RANK) STRIPPED... THAT'S MORE "STICK" STUFF... THAT'S "REMINDING" PETRAEUS WHO'S IN CHARGE. (OBAMA!)
“Look at Petraeus, they saw him as a threat, they’d been sitting on information about his affair for 10, 11 months or so, however long it’d been, and decided to use it right before he could destroy their scenario about the video causing Benghazi,” Gohmert said. “So — I don’t know — just looking at the way this administration operates.”
“If you’re on their side, you don’t get indicted. If you’re a threat to them, you get indicted,” he added.
* AND OBVIOUSLY THE CLINTONS - HILLARY IN THIS CASE - ARE AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO OBAMA'S POST-PRESIDENCY POWER!
Gohmert [believes] that Clinton is protecting herself from indictment by supporting the White House, claiming the Obama administration will indict her “if she becomes a threat.”
* SEE... THIS IS WHERE GOHMERT ISN'T SEEING THE FOREST FOR THE TREES. CLINTON BECOMES A THREAT JUST BY BEING THE NOMINEE... AND IF SHE WINS... IT'S "GAME OVER" FOR THE OBAMA MACHINE.
* IF HRC DOESN'T PULL OUT "VOLUNTARILY"... I BELIEVE OBAMA WILL FORCE HER OUT VIA HAVING HER INDICTED.
“You know, they’ve got the evidence, if they want to use it, then they can. But they obviously look the other way if you’re helping them,” Gohmert said. “It’s what this administration has done. They support those that help them even when they’re breaking the law.”