Bill's Tattoo Rant

OK... here's the deal:

Unless you're a Marine, a U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer, or a 9/11 First Responder... I don't wanna see your damn tattoo.

Let me explain something to all the morons out there who faithfully follow every trend:

Man has invented something called clothing...

Yeah... clothing; cheap... disposable... different colors and patterns - even pictures and sayings!

Man has invented jewelry...

Yes! Watches... earrings... bracelets... anklets... rings...

(*JUST SHAKING MY HEAD*)

And again, folks... you can put the jewelry on... you can take the jewelry off. You can sell or give old jewelry away! You can buy new jewelry!

Permanently disfiguring your body doesn't make you "cool." No, folks... it puts you on a par with the natives from the old National Geographic films we used to watch as elementary school children!

Tramp stamps...? Even if said wearer isn't an actual tramp... she's a frigg'n moron.

Little butterfly or seahorse or unicorn on your ankle... frigg'n moron!

That guy with the sports logo on his bicep - or worse... random geometric shapes or perhaps Chinese or Japanese logograms... frigg'n moron!

Am I getting the point across?

Very few people have a valid "excuse" for getting - or having gotten - a tattoo. 

And there you have it, folks - Bill's Tattoo Rant.