T...I...R...E...D... (Just... so... frigg'n... tired...)

Even assuming I'm half the man I used to be...

(*BURP*)

'scuse me!

There's simply no way to get around this simple fact:

Six straight days of eating and drinking with Ted and Mary in Key West...

(*COLLAPSING FACE DOWN ON THE DESK FOR A FIVE MINUTE SNOOZE*)

Enjoy

O.K., I'm up... I'm up...!

Yeah... there was the night I had not one, but two lobster dinners...

(*SHUDDER*)

Anyway, folks... newsbites will be back tomorrow. (I'll also post the usual post-vacation travelogue... tomorrow...)