Dear Marlin Stutzman: Please Castrate Yourself With a Rusty Razor!

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(SEE! I REMEMBERED THIS TIME!)

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Representative Marlin Stutzman (R., Ind.) accused House Republican leadership of reneging on a deal made with him to get his support on a crucial procedural vote that almost killed the $1.1 trillion cromnibus funding bill.

* STUTZMAN MADE THE DEAL. (YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT, STUTZMAN!)

“I was very surprised and even more disappointed to see the cromnibus back on the floor,” Stutzman said in a Thursday evening statement. “The American people deserve better.”

Stutzman was one of the last Republicans to cast his ballot in favor of a rule allowing the House to vote on the cromnibus.

* SCUMBAG...!!!

National Review Online reported that Stutzman backed the rule at the last minute after leadership told him that they would pull the bill, once the rule was passed, and replace it with a short-term continuing resolution favored by rank-and-file conservatives. With the last-minute help of Stutzman and outgoing representative Kerry Bentivolio (R., Mich.), leadership won the vote 214–212.

* LOOK AT THIS CLOWN... THIS DOUCHE... THE "LEADERSHIP" TOLD HIM... HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE BALLS TO NAME NAMES!

* WHO PROMISED YOU, DOUCHE?! NAME? NAMES... PLURAL...?!

“I supported the rule because I was informed by leadership that the cromnibus was dead and a short term CR would take its place,” Stutzman said.

After President Obama came out in favor of the funding bill, Republican leaders spent the day whipping their members and hoping that Democrats would deliver the requisite number of votes.

“The cromnibus bill, over 1,600 pages long, does many things but what is most important is what it does not do,” he said. “It fails to directly address President Obama’s dangerous executive action on immigration and fails to include many of the solutions that could have been passed in January with a Republican House and Senate in an open process.”