(*GRITTING MY TEETH*) (*BLOOD PRESSURE RISING*)

Dear Michelle,

With all due respect... go STUFF your "holiday greeting."

Either wish me a Merry Christmas or go to hell!

Seriously... I can't frigg'n STAND it anymore...!!!

What is this "season" crap?! Seriously...!?!?

***EXCERPTING from "Happy Holidays from the White House"***

Good morning,

The holiday season is one of my favorite times of year at the White House.

Folks... this is bullshit. The reason DECEMBER is "the holiday season" is because CHRISTMAS is in December. Period...!!!

More than 100,000 visitors will come to the White House this holiday season, and we wanted to give everyone a chance to share in the magic of the White House during the holidays.

There she goes again...

(*GRITTING MY TEETH*)

Folks... if Christmas were celebrated in... oh... say May... then no doubt these politically correct morons would label May "the holiday season."

Folks... can we use our brains for just one gosh darned minute...?!?! Can we use the common sense that God gave at least some of us...?!?!

That’s why one of my favorite decorations this year is the Military Appreciation Tree where visitors can leave their holiday messages for our troops and their families, many of whom will spend this holiday season far away from their loved ones. You can send your own season’s greetings to our men and women in uniform and our military families, as well as see all the holiday decorations...

Tree...! TREE...!!! As in "CHRISTMAS FRIGG'N TREE...!!! (You goddamn idiot...!!!)

(*BLOOD PRESSURE RISING*)

As for "decorations," if the First Lady is referring to Chunukah... (*SIGH*)... a menorah isn't a "decoration" per se. Nor is a frigg'n dreidel! (Though don't get me wrong... I love dreidels!)

Again, folks... why this politically correct nonsense? Seriously... when you really think about it, it's Orwellian!

On behalf of Barack, Malia, Sasha, and Bo, I wish you and your family a very happy and healthy holiday season.

And I wish you a MERRY FRIGG'N CHRISTMAS...!!!

And if you were Jewish - or Muslim or Hindu or Buddhist or WHATEVER - I'd still wish you a MERRY FRIGG'N CHRISTMAS...!!!

Seriously, folks... if prior to December 2nd the First Lady had sent me a "Happy Chunukah" email I would have been delighted. To be wished a "Happy Chunukah" between December 2nd and December 9th this year would have been fine, dandy, and appreciated. I have nothing against Chunukah. I have nothing against any religion's holidays! If a holiday is celebrated with eating, drinking, and good fellowship... count me in!

All this said... it's the Christmas "season." Anyone who knows a damn thing about Jewish history and religious celebrations knows that Chunukah is a "minor" holiday. (It ain't Yom Kippur! It ain't Rosh Hashona! It ain't Passover!)

Folks... (*SIGH*)... this "happy holidays" business is bullshit - politically correct bullshit. Nothing more, nothing less. If anything, it's insulting to Christians. (At least it should be coming from the White House!)

RANT OFF.