Thursday, May 7, 2015

From the "Diary of a Mad Black Man...???"



By... (I $hit you not!)... Time (Magazine) columnist Abdul-Jabbar...

YES... the six-time NBA champion and league Most Valuable Player!

(Also - according to Time - a celebrated author, filmmaker and education ambassador - whatever an "education ambassador" is.)

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The curfew has been lifted in Baltimore, and now all of God’s children are once again tucked back in the snug routine of their daily lives.

The black temper tantrum is over, America. We can all go back to watching Castle boyishly charm his way through murder mysteries. Order is restored.

* "CASTLE" IS A DAMN FINE SHOW!

Except...

* EXCEPT WHAT...???

Except as Sportin’ Life says in Porgy and Bess, “It ain’t necessarily so.”

* YEP... UNFORTUNATELY... PROBABLY TRUE.

What happened in Baltimore isn’t just a one-and-done situation. This wasn’t just a slight sprain in the ankle that we’ll be able to walk off by morning. This was a violently shattered bone that will have America limping forward on crutches for months to come, maybe even years.

One thing that history has taught us is that civil unrest is rarely just about what incites the incident. From what information the public has been given, Freddie Gray’s death seems like a malignant cocktail of negligence and abuse, and the charges brought against the six officers seem to confirm that. But we’ve seen this all before — many times.

So why now? Why Baltimore? Why Freddie Gray?

* UH... POST FERGUSON...?! (DUH!) OBAMA AND OBAMA'S "JUSTICE" DEPARTMENT? (DUH!) A "CHOCOLATE" MAYOR IS A "CHOCOLATE" CITY? (DUH!) DECADE UPON DECADE OF DEMOCRATIC PARTY "RULE" OF THE CITY AND STATE...?!?! (DUH!)

The Baltimore uprising isn’t just about Freddie Gray. The image of the cops carrying him, his legs dangling uselessly, his neck crooked awkwardly is a visual manifestation of the impotence many African Americans have felt over the past year as death after death of black people at the hands of police keep adding up.

* THREE OF THE SIX COPS CHARGED ARE BLACK - ONE A FEMALE BLACK OFFICER.

After each death there is the usual flurry of outrage, protests, political promises, celebrity tweeting, and condemnation of protestors.

* "PROTESTORS...???" REALLY...??? JUST... er... "PEACEFUL PROTESTORS EXERCISING THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS...???"

(*SMIRK*)

Then nothing happens until the next death, which is often tragically close behind. About 70 unarmed blacks have been killed by police between 1999 and 2014.

* AND HOW MANY UNARMED WHITES? (SERIOUS QUESTION; I'LL LEAVE IT TO INTERESTED READERS TO RESEARCH THE ANSWER.)

The only thing that seems to change is that the list of the dead keeps getting longer.

* THAT IS HOW TIME WORKS... IT GOES FORWARD...

(*ROLLING MY EYES*)

Baltimore is the most recent in a long, frustrating line of protests that seem to vent anger, produce few substantial results, and reveal a larger pattern of systemic injustice.

* THERE'S THAT WORD AGAIN - "PROTESTS."

(*SNORT*)

* "PROTESTS." "VENTING." (UH-HUH...)

For African Americans, it feels as if we are all gathered together in the path of giant steamroller.

* INCLUDING THE THREE BLACK COPS...? INCLUDING ALL THE OTHER BLACK COPS IN AMERICA...?

* HOW'BOUT LAW-ABIDING BLACKS? HOW'BOUT PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA AND FIRST LADY MICHELLE OBAMA? (WOW... WHAT A RACIST BUNCH WE ARE, HUH? WE EVEN WENT SO FAR AT TO MAKE A BLACK LEFTIST OUR PRESIDENT... COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF... CHIEF-OF-STATE... JUST TO... er... HIDE HOW RACIST WE REALLY ARE.)

(*SNICKERING AS I ROLL MY EYES*)

We shout up at the driver to put on the brakes, but he keeps shouting for us to get out of the way. But there’s no place to go. We keep backing up and backing up. In Baltimore, it felt as though everyone’s back was against the wall, and there was no place to back up to anymore. If shouting doesn’t get the driver’s attention, maybe something more drastic will.

* JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY... WHAT PERCENTAGE OF THE RIOTERS (er... "PROTESTORS") WERE "BUSED IN" - WERE NOT BALTIMORE RESIDENTS BUT RATHER "PROFESSIONAL PROTESTORS" - "RENT A MOB" DIRTBAGS?

The protests in Baltimore were similar to the Boston Tea Party in 1773...

* NOT REALLY.

(*SNORT*)

[Were similar to] the more than 200,000 people at the Washington, D.C. National Mall to hear Martin Luther King Jr. in 1964...

* NAH...

...and the anti-war march of more than 500,000 on Washington, D.C., in 1969.

* NOPE.

When people feel disenfranchised, helpless, and hopeless, they will take to the streets to air their grievances.

* "AIR THEIR GRIEVANCES" = "ARSON?"

* EQUALS ASSAULT... BATTERY... PROPERTY DESTRUCTION... LOOTING...???

* WOW... INTERESTING USE OF THE LANGUAGE BY MR. ABDUL-JABBAR.

However, this is where things get tricky for the American public. Baltimore protestors weren’t just expressing their anger over the treatment of Freddie Gray; they were expressing their frustration over living in economic circumstances that makes them seem less than human to those in power. Worse, they have little hope that these circumstances will change.

* NOT WHEN BLACK ILLEGITIMACY IS 73%.

During Bill Clinton’s 1992 presidential campaign, his strategist, James Carville, had everyone working on the campaign focused on one phrase: “The economy, stupid!” That phrase is the key to understanding the anguish of the protestors in Baltimore. Though Baltimore is in the richest state in the country, Maryland blacks’ median income is about $40,000 a year less than the median income of the state.

* WHICH POLITICAL PARTY... WHICH IDEOLOGY... CONTROLS BALTIMORE... CONTROLS MARYLAND...??? (JUST ASKIN'...) AND HOW LONG HAVE DEMOCRATS BEEN IN POWER? FOR HOW MANY YEARS SINCE... LET'S SAY 1962, THE YEAR I WAS BORN?

(*SPITTING ON THE GROUND*)

Baltimore is 63% black, and in 2013, the unemployment rate for black men between 20 and 24 was 37%, compared to 10% for whites of the same age.

* HEY... I HAVE AN IDEA! LET'S OPEN UP OUR BORDERS! OPEN IMMIGRATION! IMPORT NO-SKILLED/LOW-SKILLED NON-ENGLISH SPEAKING "WORKERS" BY THE MILLIONS! (HOW'S THAT SOUND AS A STRATEGY TO GET BLACK AMERICAN CITIZENS THEIR "FAIR SHARE" OF EXISTING (AND FUTURE) EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES...?!)

(*SPITTING ON THE GROUND A SECOND TIME*)

In Freddie Gray’s neighborhood, more than half of those between 16 and 64 are unemployed.

* MORE IMMIGRATION! (HEY... LET'S BRING IN MORE "REFUGEES" AS WELL... MUSLIM "REFUGEES" FROM THE MIDDLE EAST... WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG...?!?!)

Life expectancy in the predominantly black neighborhoods of Upton/Druid Heights is 63 years, while in the predominantly white affluent Roland Park, about five miles away, it’s 83 years.

* HMM... I WONDER IF THE CRIME RATE - MURDER STATS - HAS "ANYTHING" TO DO WITH THAT NUMBER...

(*SMIRK*)

And that’s just a small sample of the economic quicksand that many black residents of Baltimore live on. How long can you politely ask for someone to throw you a lifeline before the sand swallows you whole?

* UMM... YOU'RE RICH, KAREEM. YOU'RE A RICH, FAMOUS, INFLUENTIAL PUBLIC FIGURE. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE...???

* AS TO "LIFELINES..."

(*HEADACHE*)

* SOMEONE WANNA DIG UP THE STATS - THE NUMBERS - CONCERNING HOW MANY TRILLIONS HAVE GONE TO WELFARE SPENDING SINCE LBJ's "GREAT SOCIETY" TOOK FLIGHT IN THE 1960's?

* AND FINALLY... ONE MORE FRIGGIN' TIME... WHO'S BEEN RUNNING THE "BLUE" CITIES... THE "BLUE" STATES... ALL THIS TIME? (HINT: NOT CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS! NOT TEA PARTIERS! NOT LIBERTARIANS!)

(*SNORT*)

What’s even more frustrating for African Americans across America witnessing the events is the blatant attempt of some in the media to portray this as (1) the result of “thugs” who want to exploit Gray’s death to stock up on some free TVs and (2) an anomaly that doesn’t represent America. Both attitudes exhibit the kind of racial profiling that is at the heart of the problem in the first place.

* BUT... BUT... BUT... IT WAS MOSTLY BLACK THUGS EXPLOITING GRAY'S DEATH TO STOCK UP ON "FREE" (LOOTED) STUFF WHILE DESTROYING PROPERTY AS THEY WENT - NO...?!?!

(*HEADACHE*)

* HEY... KAREEM... IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER... THERE WERE WHITE THUGS INVOLVED TOO. (THE KEY WORD BEING "THUGS.")

* HELL... RIOTS - BALTIMORE, FERGUSON, ELSEWHERE - MOSTLY BLACK, BUT PLENTY OF WHITES - PLENTY OF WHITE COLLEGE KIDS... WHITE GRAD SCHOOL STUDENTS ALSO, NO DOUBT. ASIANS... HISPANICS...

(*SHRUG*)

* HOW'BOUT "CRIMINAL PROFILING." THAT'S WHAT I'D CALL IT.

A Bob Gorrell political cartoon shows a black man in a hoodie and with the stubble of the terminally unemployed, holding up a sign that says: “#BLACK LIVES MATTER (but police, private property and public safety DON’T!)” A Rick McKee cartoon features another black man in a hoodie wearing sunglasses and holding a box with a giant flat-screen TV. Behind him, the city is burning. He says to a little boy, “I burned your neighborhood and looted your stores so that you can live in a more just and fair society. … You’re welcome.” Both of these cartoons exemplify the simple-minded—and racist idea that looters and protestors are the same because they’re black and live in the same place.

* TAKE IT UP WITH GORRELL AND MCKEE. BEGGING YOUR PARDON... I'VE HAD ENOUGH ARGUING ABOUT CARTOONS OVER THE PAST COUPLE DAYS.

(*RUEFUL SMILE*)

Protestors want to promote a political agenda, while looters want swag. Clearly, looters are criminals hurting the cause of the protesters and should be arrested and prosecuted.

* CLEARLY...?!?! WELL... GOOD FOR YOU MR. ABDUL-JABBAR! (BETTER PARAGRAPH 20-SOMETHING THAN NEVER!)

(*CLAP...CLAP...CLAP*)

But when you lump them together and call them all “thugs,” you don’t have to listen to the real issues. It’s the adult equivalent of jamming your fingers in your ears, closing your eyes, and humming loudly.

* YA MEAN HOW FOR 20-SOMETHING PARAGRAPHS YOU LUMPED THE THUGS IN WITH THE NON-THUG SINCERE PROTESTORS?

(*SNORT*)

The chorus of pundits proclaiming shock at the riots is another version of indignation not supported by history. CNN’s Wolf Blitzer said it was “hard to believe this was happening in a major American city.” He then added, “I don’t remember seeing anything like this in the United States of America in a long time.” How could a journalist not remember the recent riots in Ferguson, Los Angeles, and New York?

* IF ANYONE EXPECTS ME TO DEFEND CNN AND WOLF BLITZER...

(*GUFFAW*)

America was born out of protest.

* NO. WE WERE BORN OUT OF REVOLUTION... THEN OUT OF THE FAILED ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION.

We felt economically suppressed and politically repressed, and we changed things.

* WHAT'S THIS "WE," PILGRIM...?! NEITHER YOU NOR I HAD A DAMN THING TO DO WITH IT!

Slaves weren’t freed by benevolent leaders wanting to do the right thing.

* ULTIMATELY... YES... THEY WERE... FIRST BY THE BRITISH... THEN BY US... THEN BY THE RUSSIANS...

* FOLKS - FEEL FREE TO GOOGLE WHERE SLAVERY EXISTS TODAY... (FORWARD MR. ABDUL-JABBER YOUR FINDINGS!)

No one gave the American worker better and safer conditions out of gratitude for a job well done. Vietnam veterans didn’t get their benefits from an Agent-Orange-denying government by sitting at home waiting patiently. Each time, Americans took to the streets to be heard.

* PROTEST AND RIOTING ARE TWO VERY DIFFERENT THINGS.

I suggest we all pay attention to what’s happening in Baltimore, because it’s very likely that unless the economic and injustice issues raised there are addressed in a meaningful way across the country, we will be seeing many more Baltimores throughout the election season.

* FEEL FREE TO GIVE ALL YOUR WORLDLY WEALTH AND POSSESSIONS AWAY, MR. ABDUL-JABBAR. OTHERS HAVE DONE SO. PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

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