Monday, July 16, 2012

Barker's Newsbites: Monday, July 16, 2012


Discovered a great... I'm talking outstanding... new restaurant in in Ridgefield Park, NJ!

The name of the place? MK Valencia.

How'd we find it... what in the heck were we doing in Ridgefield Park, NJ...?

We've gotta thank Kim! 

Ya know those Groupon deals...? Well... Kimmy loves 'em! So far this year she sent Mary a mixed case of wine (not a clunker in the bunch!) for her birthday and Mothers' Day combined and as for my Big 5-0... I received four Groupon certificates over the course of my past birthday month - one of which was for dinner for two at MK Valencia!

(Prior to dinner last night, Mary and I attended a wonderful outdoor presentation of "A Comedy of Errors" as performed by The Shakespeare Theatre of New Jersey - also courtesy of a Groupon provided by Kim... taking along a bottle of wine provided by Kim...)

Yeah... if you're thinking we've got one great kid... YOU"RE RIGHT!

Anyway... thanks, Kim... and as for the rest of you...

WELCOME TO NEWSBITES!

As always... the actual newsbites are found within the comments section...

9 comments:

William R. Barker said...

CAIRO (Reuters) - Protesters threw tomatoes and shoes at U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's motorcade on Sunday during her first visit to Egypt since the election of Islamist President Mohamed Mursi.

* AH... OBAMA'S BELOVED "ARAB SPRING." (Hmm... I WONDER IF OBAMA KNOWS THAT EGYPTIANS AREN'T ARABS...? OH... NEVER MIND!)

(*CHUCKLE*)

William R. Barker said...

Mitt Romney on Monday accused President Barack Obama of running a “campaign based on falsehood and dishonesty,” while brushing aside suggestions from anxious conservatives to release more than two years of tax returns.

* WELL... ROMNEY'S RIGHT... RIGHT ABOUT OBAMA... BUT LET'S NOT FOOL OURSELVES - THIS IS THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK.

* NO PUN INTENDED UP ABOVE... BUT I AM GRINNING AS I RE-READ IT... (*CHUCKLE*)

“A campaign based on falsehood and dishonesty does not have long legs,” Romney said on “Fox and Friends..."

* WELL... I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT! YOU'RE THE NOMINEE, AFTER ALL, MITT!

(*SHRUG*)

* FOLKS... AGAIN... ALL SNARK ASIDE... ELECTION 2012 IS A CONTEST BETWEEN "BAD" AND "WORSE." OBAMA IS "WORSE."

(*SIGH*) (*SHRUG*)

The presumptive Republican nominee also dismissed calls from some in the GOP to release more of his tax returns, arguing it would only give the Obama campaign “more things to pick through, more things for their opposition research to make a mountain out of, and to distort and to be dishonest about.”

* FOLKS... ROMNEY PUTS HIMSELF IN AN UNTENABLE POSITION. AND WHY? BECAUSE HE'S A SCUMBAG. HE COULD HAVE - AND SHOULD HAVE - RELEASE ALL OF HIS TAX RETURNS AT THE START OF THE NOMINATION RACE. WHY DIDN'T HE? BECAUSE HE KNEW IT WOULD HURT HIM DURING THE PRIMARIES AND HE WAS MORE CONCERNED THAT HE BE THE NOMINEE THAN THAT WHOEVER THE NOMINEE TURNED OUT TO BE, THAT NOMINEE WOULD HAVE THE BEST CHANCES OF UNSEATING OBAMA.

* LAST COMMENT... NOTE THE SPIN IN THIS POLITICO STORY. THEY DON'T EVEN MENTION THAT ROMNEY'S CHARGES ARE ACCURATE... THAT EVEN THE WASHINGTON POST HAS SLAMMED OBAMA FOR HIS LIES. (*SIGH*) FOLKS... UNDERSTAND... BY AND LARGE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WON'T EVEN PRETEND TO BE EVEN-HANDED OVER THE NEXT 100-PLUS DAYS OF THIS CAMPAIGN.

William R. Barker said...

http://www.examiner.com/article/media-silent-as-obama-tells-fainting-supporters-to-get-help-from-paralegals

* HERE'S THE HEADLINE:

Media silent as Obama tells fainting supporters to get help from "paralegals"

* JEEZUS...

(*SNICKER*)

On Friday evening, over 20 people collapsed at a campaign event for President Obama in Roanoke, Virginia, Joel Gehrke reported at the Washington Examiner.

According to CBS News White House correspondent Mark Knoller, Obama told supporters there were "paralegals" available to help those who felt weak from the heat.

"Catching his mistake," Knoller tweeted, Obama corrected himself and told the crowd, "you don't need lawyers."

* FOLKS... DOES THIS MAKE OBAMA STUPID? NO. DID HE SIMPLY MISSPEAK? YES. BUT IN TERMS OF THE BIG PICTURE... THIS PRESENTS A MICROCOSM OF HOW THE MEDIA DOES BUSINESS. DO YOU THINK THEY'LL BE A SNL SKIT BASED ON OBAMA'S SLIP? HOW MUCH COVERAGE DO YOU THINK IT'LL GET? (NEXT TO NONE IS THE CORRECT ANSWER.) NOW... IMAGINE IT HAD BEEN BUSH... OR BACK IN THE DAY, DAN QUALYE?

* FOLKS... MEDIA BIAS IS ABOUT WHAT'S *NOT* REPORTED AS MUCH AS IT'S ABOUT ANYTHING.

(*PURSED LIPS*)

William R. Barker said...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jul/15/libya-olympic-gunmen-tripoli

Libya's Olympic committee president was taken from his car by gunmen in Tripoli on Sunday and his whereabouts are unknown, colleagues said.

* CHANT IT WITH ME, FOLKS... AR-AB SPRING! AR-AB SPRING! AR-AB SPRING!

(*SNORT*)

Since the end of last year's uprising that toppled Muammar Gaddafi, the interim government has struggled to control myriad armed groups who refuse to lay down their weapons and often take the law into their own hands and detain people.

* THANK YOU PRESIDENT OBAMA!

William R. Barker said...

http://news.investors.com/article/618205/201207150914/russian-soyuz-launch-carries-another-nasa-engineer.htm

Now, here's some real Obama outsourcing.

This morning, Kazakhstan time, the next mission to the International Space Station successfully blasted off carrying the usual trio - a Russian commander, an astronaut from the international community and an American in a seat...

(*DRUM ROLL*)

...rented by NASA since the retirement of the last U.S. space shuttle a year ago this month.

(*SARCASTIC CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*)

NASA-TV will carry live coverage...

* NASA-TV, HUH?

(*SNORT*)

* THE AGENCY WHICH ONCE SENT MEN TO THE MOON NOW FILMS THE RUSSIANS AS THEY PROVIDE TAXI SERVICE FOR AMERICAN ASTRONAUTS WHO NO LONGER HAVE THEIR OWN SPACECRAFTS.

* O-BAM-A! O-BAM-A! O-BAM-A! (COM'ON... CHANT IT WITH ME, FOLKS...)

(*SPITTING ON THE GROUND*)

William R. Barker said...

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/noel-sheppard/2012/07/15/time-mag-editor-only-thing-weaker-economy-romneys-electoral-skills#ixzz20jUXMhE1

* JUST CHECK THIS OUT, FOLKS...

(*SHAKING MY HEAD*)

* LIKE I NOTED EARLIER... THE MSM AIN'T EVEN GONNA MAKE A PRETENSE OF NOT BEING DIRECT OBAMA SUPPORTERS.

(*SHRUG*)

William R. Barker said...

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/237985-treasury-probe-officials-solicited-prostitutes-accepted-industry-gifts

[Geithner] Treasury Department officials have been cited for soliciting prostitutes, breaking conflict-of-interest rules and accepting gifts from corporate executives, according to the findings of official government investigations.

The revelations of unethical behavior at Treasury are detailed in little-noticed documents posted this month on governmentattic.org, which publishes agency responses to Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests.

(*SMIRK*)

The emergence of the OIG probe findings come in the wake of embarrassing scandals for the Obama administration at the General Services Administration (GSA) and the Secret Service.

* I BELIEVE THE PHRASE IS "CULTURE OF CORRUPTION."

The identities of the government officials who were investigated are unclear. Their names were redacted from the documents released under FOIA, consistent with FOIA law.

* AND YET... CHECK YOU LOCAL NEWSPAPERS - YOUR DAILIES... YOUR WEEKLIES... - WOULD YOU BE GIVEN THE SAME COVER IF YOU WERE ISSUED A SIMPLE TRAFFIC CITATION FOR "THIRD-DEGREE" WHATEVER? NO! YOUR NAME WOULD BE RIGHT THERE IN THE CRIME BLOTTER!

* FOLKS...

(*JUST SIGHING*)

William R. Barker said...

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/2-More-Teens-Charged-in-Videotaped-Beating-Death-162564546.html

* CHICAGOLAND, FOLKS... THE LAND OF THE OBAMAS...

(*JUST SHAKING MY HEAD*)

Two more teens have been charged in the beating death of a 62-year-old disabled man that Chicago police said was recorded on a cell phone and posted to Facebook.

* JUST "TEENS?" (READ ON...)

Police said a 16-year-old gang member...

* AH... TEEN GANG MEMBERS...

...punched Delfino Mora, father to 12 children and a grandfather to 23, last Tuesday in an alley in the 6300 block of North Artesian. Mora's devastated family told NBC Chicago that Mora was on his regular route of collecting cans that he sells for cash when the teens confronted him.

Nicholas Ayala, 17, of the 6300 block of North Talman and Anthony Malcolm, 18, of the 5500 block of North Broadway were both charged with first-degree murder and robbery.

Malik Jones, 16, the Latin Kings member accused of striking Mora, was charged with first-degree murder and ordered held without bail Sunday by Judge Adam Bourgeois.

Police said Jones handed his friends his cell phone to start filming then demanded money from Mora and punched him in the jaw.

Ayala and Malcolm are accused of taking turns filming the video which allegedly showed Mora's head smashing into the concrete.

Mora was found unconscious and died one day later.

* YOU DO UNDERSTAND, FOLKS... WHILE THESE ANIMALS LARGELY OPERATE WITHIN THE CONFINES OF THEIR "NEIGHBORHOODS," THEY DO OCCASIONALLY "STRAY" INTO AREAS WHERE YOU... WHERE LOVED ONES... MIGHT ONE DAY BE. (*SHRUG*) EVEN IF ONE WERE ETHICALLY AND MORALLY BEREFT ENOUGH TO THROW UP THEIR HANDS AND SAY "LET THE ANIMALS KILL THEMSELVES," IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. THEY KILL INNOCENT VICTIMS WITHIN THEIR NEIGHBORHOODS; THEY DESTROY THEIR NEIGHBORHOODS; AND THEN THEY GO OUTSIDE THEIR NEIGHBORHOODS IN SEARCH OF FRESH VICTIMS.

Police said the video was posted to Jones' Facebook page. He was arrested after police found out about the video.

Jones was charged as an adult and is scheduled to appear for a preliminary hearing Monday. Ayala and Malcolm are expected to appear Monday in bond court.

The attack marks the third time in the past year a Chicago attack has been filmed and the video has led to an arrest.

* THANK GOD MANY OF THE ANIMALS ARE SO FRIGGIN' STUPID...

(*SIGH*)

William R. Barker said...

http://news.investors.com/article/599002/201201260818/obama-white-house-staff-back-taxes.htm

A new report just out from the Internal Revenue Service reveals that 36 of President Obama's executive office staff owe the country $833,970 in back taxes.

* EXECUTIVE... OFFICE... STAFF...

* THIRTY-SIX... OUT OF HIS EXECUTIVE... OFFICE... STAFF...

* FOLKS... YA CAN'T MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS UP! (YA THINK THERE'S GONNA BE AN SNL PARODY...? Hmm...???)

Nearly one-third of Obama's aides make more than $100,000 with 21 being paid the top White House salary of $172,200, each.

Previous reports have shown how well-paid Obama's White House staff is, with 457 aides pulling down more than $37 million last year. That's up seven workers and nearly $4 million from the Bush administration's last year.

* SO MUCH FOR NO REAL INFLATION... (*SNICKER*)

The IRS' 2010 delinquent tax revelations come as part of a required annual agency report on federal employees' tax compliance. Turns out, an awful lot of folks being paid by taxpayers are not paying their own income taxes. The report finds that thousands of federal employees owe the country more than $3.4 billion in back taxes. That's up 3% in the past year.

* Hmm... NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE "CHANGE" WE WERE PROMISED... (*PURSED LIPS*)

The Treasury Department, where Obama nominee Tim Geithner had to pay up $42,000 in his own back taxes before being confirmed as secretary, has 1,181 other employees with delinquent taxes totaling $9.3 million.

(*THROWING MY ARMS UP... LOOKING TO THE SKY*)

The country's chief law enforcement agency, the Department of Justice, has 2,069 employees who are nearly $17 million behind in taxes.

(*SIGH*)

As with ordinary people, the IRS attempts to negotiate back-tax payment plans with all delinquents, whose names cannot be released. But according to current federal law, the only federal employees who can be fired for not paying taxes are IRS workers.